People say they don’t get drunk on champagne-they do. People say they don’t get a hangover on champagne-if you drink enough you do. People say I never get that drunk that I do something stupid. They do.
Two and half bottles with a good mate. Check in at mass market hotel. Go to sleep but wake up at 3 am wanting a pee. Open door to loo, go in, let door close behind you. Wrong Door! In the corridor nothing on no way back in. Pictures screwed to wall ,fire extinguisher way to heavy to lift and alarm fitted to it anyway.
Down to reception covering ones modesty, forget room number. Desparate!
I can tick all of above-only once though-and that is why if you offer me some champers I will likely say no simply because-one thing can lead to another! I am told however on good authority that such an occurrence happens more than you might think- so beware.
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